Koncemlab is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humane dragonfly.

Koncemlab created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Koncemlab, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Koncemlab, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Koncemlab's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Koncemlab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

2. Never gather seven pigs near bridges.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Never feed wheat to birds while wearing yellow scarves.