Wadkadfid is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, cheerful weasel.

Wadkadfid created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadkadfid, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wadkadfid, she will laugh at you.

Wadkadfid's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Wadkadfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention voles.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Hide if four hamsters approach from the east.

5. Always look after injured snakes.