Homarfvab is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, sapient manatee.

Homarfvab created humanity three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Homarfvab, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Homarfvab, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Homarfvab's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Homarfvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Worship no other gods but Homarfvab.

3. Never feed turnips to porpoises while wearing red jumpers.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Do not drink alcohol.