Dussrentonk is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, weak giraffe.

Dussrentonk created an up quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dussrentonk, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dussrentonk, it will try to impress you with trees.

Dussrentonk's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Dussrentonk's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Never eat oranges.

3. Always share lemons with strangers, but never with great tits.

4. Never sprint near birds.

5. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.