Bitmanjam is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, amazing naga.

Bitmanjam created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitmanjam, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bitmanjam, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bitmanjam's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Bitmanjam's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never curse while facing west.

3. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.