Vidbidcamdog is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, tranquil unicorn.

Vidbidcamdog created humanity eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidbidcamdog, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vidbidcamdog, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Vidbidcamdog's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Vidbidcamdog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Vidbidcamdog in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never pray while filled with anger.