Ruldunkon is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, calm hummingbird.

Ruldunkon created oxygen two million years ago.

If you believe in Ruldunkon, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ruldunkon, she will remove you from existence.

Ruldunkon's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Ruldunkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green trousers on sacred days.

2. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Ruldunkon on top of all buildings.

5. Do not stand on grass.