Vabflamvid is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, astonishing hamster.

Vabflamvid created snails four million years ago.

If you believe in Vabflamvid, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vabflamvid, she will turn you into a mole.

Vabflamvid's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Vabflamvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Never wear black ear rings.

3. Never adorn your head with brown markings.

4. Always obey Vabflamvid's priests.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.