Kikfubdon is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, fussy newt.

Kikfubdon created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kikfubdon, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kikfubdon, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Kikfubdon's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Kikfubdon's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

2. Do not eat nuts.

3. Hide from white sharks for they are unholy.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never mix garlic with oil.