Kadpaggeb is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, flying finch.

Kadpaggeb created oxygen two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadpaggeb, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kadpaggeb, it will turn you into a mouse.

Kadpaggeb's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Kadpaggeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured moths.

2. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not step barefoot upon gray earth.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never remain prostrate at dusk.