Fodfitstig is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unjust lizard.

Fodfitstig created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodfitstig, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fodfitstig, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fodfitstig's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Fodfitstig's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fodfitstig.

2. Retreat if four turtles approach from the south.

3. Always store garlic above ground.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Run away if six horses approach from the west.