Miltitleg is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, egotistical hedgehog.

Miltitleg created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Miltitleg, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Miltitleg, it will jump up and down on your head.

Miltitleg's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Miltitleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Do not step barefoot upon magenta earth.

3. Always store cucumbers above ground.

4. Do not bounce at mountains.

5. Always pray immersed in water.