Fasdun is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, benevolent dog.

Fasdun created the world three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasdun, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fasdun, he will make you grow a tail.

Fasdun's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Fasdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed limes to mites while wearing boots.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never wear fawn shirts on sacred days.

5. Never bounce in holy places.