Yattmisquill is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, resourceful turtle.

Yattmisquill created carbon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yattmisquill, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yattmisquill, she will turn you into a frog.

Yattmisquill's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Yattmisquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

2. Feed all hungry snakes.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not prepare cucumbers while wearing corsets.