Busarpwit is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, capable fox.

Busarpwit created a top quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busarpwit, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Busarpwit, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Busarpwit's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Busarpwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather eight snails in one place.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

3. You must never eat nuts.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.