Bambasskim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, competent badger.

Bambasskim created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bambasskim, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bambasskim, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bambasskim's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Bambasskim's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Erect a giant black sculpture of Bambasskim in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.