Logvonkrull is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, amazing elephant.

Logvonkrull created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Logvonkrull, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Logvonkrull, it will turn you into a snail.

Logvonkrull's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Logvonkrull's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Logvonkrull.

2. Never eat peanuts.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Logvonkrull.