Rillmanquill Fudpadbast is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, deceitful cat.

Rillmanquill Fudpadbast created a charm quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillmanquill Fudpadbast, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rillmanquill Fudpadbast, it will jump up and down on your head.

Rillmanquill Fudpadbast's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Rillmanquill Fudpadbast's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not resist fate.

4. Always maintain patience during fasting days.

5. Rillmanquill Fudpadbast must be the most important thing in your life.