Kipnegcar is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, emotional snake.

Kipnegcar created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipnegcar, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Kipnegcar, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Kipnegcar's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Kipnegcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

4. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

5. Do not cook food in pots.