Kamnutshav is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, intelligent finch.

Kamnutshav created humankind eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kamnutshav, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kamnutshav, it will turn you into a goat.

Kamnutshav's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Kamnutshav's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

2. Always obey Kamnutshav's priests.

3. Never record signs.

4. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.

5. Never stain your chest with brown.