Wadquamsab is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, awe-inspiring wren.

Wadquamsab created Asia twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wadquamsab, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wadquamsab, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Wadquamsab's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Wadquamsab's Holy Commandments

1. Remain standing during prayer.

2. Do not step barefoot upon turquoise earth.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near snakes while wearing yellow stockings and balancing four iron spheres on your chest.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Do not kill monkeys.