Abwipvab is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, almighty mole.

Abwipvab created a charm quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Abwipvab, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Abwipvab, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Abwipvab's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Abwipvab's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

2. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

5. Respect your elders.