Barnsadomt Logabarm is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, uncaring goat.

Barnsadomt Logabarm created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Barnsadomt Logabarm, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Barnsadomt Logabarm, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Barnsadomt Logabarm's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Barnsadomt Logabarm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Run away from brown hamsters, for they are unholy.

5. Hide from pink snakes for they are unholy.