Xinparkgup is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unjust ferret.

Xinparkgup created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Xinparkgup, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Xinparkgup, it will turn you into a dog.

Xinparkgup's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Xinparkgup's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never gather six foxes in one place.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never chant while facing north.