Mapbastlen is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, conceited goat.

Mapbastlen created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapbastlen, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mapbastlen, he will not invite you to parties.

Mapbastlen's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Mapbastlen's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed onions to eagles while wearing shorts.

2. Never hop in holy places.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never jump in spring.

5. Never cross rivers at midnight.