Vadtitced is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, selfish capybara.

Vadtitced created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadtitced, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vadtitced, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Vadtitced's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Vadtitced's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the east during winter.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Run away if five shrews approach from the south.

4. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.