Sterrulgod is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, effective elephant.

Sterrulgod created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sterrulgod, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sterrulgod, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Sterrulgod's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Sterrulgod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Remain bowed during prayer.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Never allow seals to witness sacred rites.

5. Never bounce in the presence of elders.