Dissbamhiv is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, unfair manatee.

Dissbamhiv created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dissbamhiv, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dissbamhiv, it will not invite you to parties.

Dissbamhiv's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Dissbamhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bananas.

2. Do not resist chaos.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never wear pink tights.

5. Never think ill of sick frogs.