Milgemtan is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, flying sheep.

Milgemtan created energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Milgemtan, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Milgemtan, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Milgemtan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Milgemtan's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain trousers during rituals.

2. Do not hurt monkeys.

3. Always act with purity.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near tortoises while wearing purple boots.