Lun is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, egotistical jaguar.

Lun created humanity three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lun, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lun, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Lun's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Lun's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from clay.

2. Do not consume lemons at dawn.

3. Never think about special relativity near turtles while wearing mauve hats and balancing three copper spheres on your neck.

4. Never eat spinach on fasting days.

5. Do not resist balance.