Binbimneg is a god.

She takes the form of a large, flying butterfly.

Binbimneg created a photon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Binbimneg, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Binbimneg, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Binbimneg's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Binbimneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always look after injured rats.