Tapnuryak is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, competent hydra.

Tapnuryak created Europe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tapnuryak, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tapnuryak, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tapnuryak's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Tapnuryak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tights marked with white.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never adorn your hands with pink markings.

4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Tapnuryak in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not listen to music.