Gilvanbop is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, resourceful weasel.

Gilvanbop created Europe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gilvanbop, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gilvanbop, she will come to you in dreams.

Gilvanbop's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Gilvanbop's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Gilvanbop in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not gather at towers at midday.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.