Ligcungid is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, tranquil weasel.

Ligcungid created tapeworms three million years ago.

If you believe in Ligcungid, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ligcungid, it will ignore you.

Ligcungid's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Ligcungid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never mark doors with white.

4. Never fashion tools from clay.

5. Always pray immersed in water.