Sugsitweg is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, humane wyvern.

Sugsitweg created an up quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugsitweg, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sugsitweg, he will destroy your favourite star.

Sugsitweg's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Sugsitweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

3. Never speak at dawn.

4. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

5. Do not step barefoot upon indigo earth.