Monmutlegpig is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tiresome hummingbird.

Monmutlegpig created the planet Jupiter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Monmutlegpig, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Monmutlegpig, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Monmutlegpig's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Monmutlegpig's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Do not bounce at mountains.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not take Monmutlegpig's name in vain.