Lagrengid is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, selfish fairy.

Lagrengid created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lagrengid, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Lagrengid, she will make you grow a tail.

Lagrengid's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Lagrengid's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Lagrengid.

2. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

3. Never whisper while facing east.

4. Never think ill of sick rats.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching aluminium.