Mifcankim is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, confident otter.

Mifcankim created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Mifcankim, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mifcankim, she will ignore you.

Mifcankim's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Mifcankim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Mifcankim in the centre of the settlement.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Mifcankim on top of all buildings.

3. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

4. Do not travel during spring.

5. Never mix gooseberries with ash.