Bogwitlenfotmutcuntap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, contented fairy.

Bogwitlenfotmutcuntap created life five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogwitlenfotmutcuntap, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bogwitlenfotmutcuntap, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bogwitlenfotmutcuntap's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Bogwitlenfotmutcuntap's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your legs with purple markings.

2. Never talk about dark energy.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not speak of dark matter near sacred fires.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.