Vabbesspas Hinyogapp is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omnipotent octopus.

Vabbesspas Hinyogapp created carbon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vabbesspas Hinyogapp, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vabbesspas Hinyogapp, it will turn you into a tree.

Vabbesspas Hinyogapp's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Vabbesspas Hinyogapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never run near horses.

3. Always remove skirts before touching silver.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always cleanse oil with water.