Cit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unfair fairy.

Cit created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Cit, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cit, she will destroy your home planet.

Cit's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Cit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never mark doors with mauve.

3. Do not prepare corn while wearing shorts.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching iron.

5. Always share tomatoes with strangers, but never with doves.