Bodsattail is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, egotistical troll.

Bodsattail created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodsattail, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bodsattail, he will turn you into a goat.

Bodsattail's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Bodsattail's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with purple.

2. Never think about archaea.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always remove skirts before entering holy places.

5. Always take life seriously.