Gampinnilpinkardag is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, pitiless ant.

Gampinnilpinkardag created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gampinnilpinkardag, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gampinnilpinkardag, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Gampinnilpinkardag's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Gampinnilpinkardag's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with pride.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never wear purple tights on sacred days.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Never write about quantum mechanics.