Listlikquartlarn is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, self-assured human.

Listlikquartlarn created the Black Eye Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listlikquartlarn, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Listlikquartlarn, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Listlikquartlarn's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Listlikquartlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

2. Do not record secrets concerning galaxies.

3. Pray only in moonlight.

4. Never talk about pigs.

5. Do not eat coconuts.