Dobxuckdin Wotflygod is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, kind meerkat.

Dobxuckdin Wotflygod created dark energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobxuckdin Wotflygod, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dobxuckdin Wotflygod, she will jump up and down on your head.

Dobxuckdin Wotflygod's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Dobxuckdin Wotflygod's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never gather four whales near doors.

3. Do not study chromosomes on holy days.

4. Always act with purity.

5. Never write about electromagnetism.