Popmegved is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, resourceful porpoise.

Popmegved created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Popmegved, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Popmegved, it will manifest in front of you.

Popmegved's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Popmegved's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never cross rivers at midday.

3. Always help sick whales.

4. Never speak of fate in the presence of strangers.

5. Never jump in the presence of horses.