Armdadmum is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, tranquil crocodile.

Armdadmum created Europe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armdadmum, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Armdadmum, she will come to you in dreams.

Armdadmum's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Armdadmum's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine geese approach from the west.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never point your back toward the south during prayer.

4. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

5. Never talk about dark matter.