Quillgatcad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, wise fox.

Quillgatcad created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Quillgatcad, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quillgatcad, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Quillgatcad's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Quillgatcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Never jump in the presence of elders.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Quillgatcad.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Do not speak of electromagnetism near sacred fires.