Danwonfit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, humorless finch.

Danwonfit created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Danwonfit, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Danwonfit, it will turn you into a hamster.

Danwonfit's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Danwonfit's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not kill whales.

3. Never eat bread.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Danwonfit.

5. Do not keep four seals in a large pit.