Kartailwot is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, flying crocodile.

Kartailwot created humanity seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kartailwot, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kartailwot, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Kartailwot's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Kartailwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never sing in the presence of elders.

4. Do not laugh at forests.

5. Always help sick aardvarks.